It’s about my favorite person on this entire planet, Allyssa. She is the most spectacular human being I’ve ever met. We love all the same things, and I’ve never met anybody else that I’ve appreciated more on this planet. She makes me feel better when I’m At the Bottom of Everything. She isn’t a reTardis like all dem bitchez in my home town. She always knows How I Feel and Why It Scares Me. Even when I think I Won’t Ever Be Happy Again, she reminds me that I Must Belong Somewhere.  Also, she has a really nice wiener. 

She was born on the 4th of July because BABY SHE’S A FIIIRREEEEWORRRKKKK.

Thanks For the Memories. Allyssa, you are the best. Happy Birthday (: